A Hole For Your Money

Put your money in the money hole. It doesn’t do anything, and you don’t get anything, except for an email that says that you put your money in the hole. Money Hole is a sure fire way to ensure that you will not waste your money on something frivolous like a Bentley. We might use your money for a Bentley, now that we think of it. But you won’t. You will give your money to us!  

Send Money Instantly

Your money will go into Money Hole immediately, ensuring the quickest and safest way to dispose of your money. It’s so easy, you could do it every day!

Security in Oblivion

You can feel safe knowing that your money is nestled comfortably in the void of nothingness that is Money Hole.  
It’s a good feeling, we promise. 

Innovative spending tactic

You get nothing for putting your money in Money Hole, but you can’t take a Ferrari toaster with you when you die, so why waste it on that? Waste it on this. 

Sign up for some emails

Occasionally we send out updates on what’s happening with Money Hole. We will not be announcing how much money is in the hole. We won’t be saying who put money in the hole. The first rule of Money Hole is we don’t talk about Money Hole. But we might occasionally send an update on what the official Money Hole cat is up to, including: 

Sharing his name with a famous rock star

Eating cat food

Being adorable

Appearing on America's Funniest Home Videos

What Are You Doing Down Here?

There’s nothing down here worth reading. We’re honestly surprised you scrolled this far. Go on, get out of here. Go to the Money Hole and do your thing!